Perfectly Shaped Boob Candle! - boobie candles with nipple wicks - boob candle Boobie shaped candles! This boob shaped candle is deliciously vanilla scented. Use it for laughs or romantic interludes! Very aromatic! You can of course purchase two titty candles and have your own set of vanilla boobies to light up any time you wish!
	Wicky Dicky Candle - innocent looking penis candles - penis candle Penis shaped candles! Light up a Wicky Dicky candle to enhance any special occasion or turn any evening into a fun and memorable one. This cute candle is sure to brighten up any occasion! This penis candle is just like every man. Sure the package tells you that it is 7" long. It says so right there. The only problem is, the box is only 6 inches tall. What is going on here. Heck, it is 6 inches tall and that includes the base. If this were a guy, you know I would be telling my girlfriends about this. 7 inches, yeah right!
	Great Tasting Edible Penis Pasta! - pecker snacks like no other - more penis pasta info Penis-shaped pasta! Time to Eat a Penis Treat! This is one meal that will always leave a smile on your face and your lover's, and will crack up all your friends! Guaranteed to never go limp, unless you cook them. Um, not recommend for Sunday dinner with mom and dad.
	Great Tasting Edible Boobie Pasta! - boobie snacks beats cheeto's! - pasta boobies info Boobie-shaped pasta! Warm and Firm just like the real thing! We'll give you the noodles, you supply the sauce! Makes for a festive dinner entree that will tickle all funny bones with an appetite!
	Ballsy Bear - Nasty Talking Teddy Bear! - you'll need soap for this bear - bad bear info Dirty talking teddy bears The world's nastiest talking bears! Press his belly and he says rude, crude and totally lewd shit! Like: I got a stiffy that just won't quit!, Blow me!, I swear she told me she was eighteen!, Hey, Show me your tits, not you, you freak!, and more!
	The Official Ball and Chain! - all married men should have one - get your ball n chain Dirty talking teddy bears Having a bachelor or bachelorette party? Are you taking the bride to be out on the town? Well make the old ball and chain wear a ball and chain! It's sure to bring excitement to your events!
	Groovy Penis Shot Glass! - all single women should have one - penis shot glass info Dirty talking teddy bears Have your favorite shot in this sexy ceramic glass. It is brilliantly crafted to look like an erect penis. So you can fantasize while taking your favorite drink! A favorite among women the world wide, a set of four penis shot glasses will make a brilliant gift that will always be remembered! (Except after taking 5 or 6 shots, of course)
	Ceramic Boobie Mug! - a cocktail mug like no other - boobie mug info Mini sipper boobie mug Have your favorite drink in this mini boob or use it for decoration. It is brilliantly crafted to look like a sexy boob, and makes for a fine way to sip your favorite cocktail! Fun gifts for the dude that claims to have everything!
	Oral Sex Dice For Men! - the women must obey the dice - oral dice info Sex enhancing dice for couples These are used specifically to pleasure the man! Roll the dice, read the words, and the woman do the deed as specified on the dice! Sex has never been so much fun! Lick, suck, tease, it's all there for you to explore in the privacy of your bedroom!
	Oral Sex Dice For Women! - the men must obey the dice - oral dice info Spark up that sexual relationship These are used specifically to pleasure the woman! Roll the dice, read the words, and the man must do the deed! Sex has never been so much fun! Lick, suck, tease, it's all there for you to explore in the bedroom! Use with the above dice specifically for men and have yourself a pleasurable night of rolling the dice!
	Condoms For Small Peckers! - put those bragging men to shame - tiny condom details Real condoms for small penis boys Do you have the urge to tease someone about the size of their penis? How about using these tiny condoms! They are sure to bring out a laugh at any occasion! Put a smile on the face of any super stud with claims of having a super large penis.
	Furverts Horny Honey Bear - this little bear vibrates! - horney bear details Vibrating Critter Key Chain The furry friend that bears all! Cuddle up to this burly bear's powerful vibrations. The handy keychain lets you have a bear hug anytime! Give him some sugar and he'll give you some honey! 4" length.
	Wind Up Walkin Penis Flasher - walking jumping penis pervert - penis flasher info Penis flasher! Wind him up and let him go! This adorable little penis will walk across any flat surface flashing his pecker and tush! A delighful little gift that both men and women will adore!
	Boob Shaped Popsicles - suckable treats to impress your friends - boobsicle details Boob Shaped Popsicles! These boobie popsicles will be the talk of your next party... If everyone can keep them out of their mouths long enough to speak! Great for parties and pranks, boobie pops are a blast to make & even more fun to enjoy!

Flower Care Tricks, Tips and Advice

• Tip: Make sure your vase is leak proof, and has a neck and water reservoir large enough for your flowers to fit comfortably. For some flower arrangements you may also want to use a brick of floral foam—a substance that, when saturated, holds flowers in place.
  
  
• Tip: Be sure to soak your foam in water containing a floral food solution.Let foam absorb water at its own rate. Cut it to fit the shape of your container, leaving enough space for reserve water. Floral foam cuts easier when wet.
  

• Tip: It could be your vase is too short for your flowers, or your flowers are too tall for your vase! A good rule of thumb: the height of your vase should be about half to one-third as tall as your flowers.
  
  
• Tip: Build a grid across the top of your vase with clear tape. Then place flowers within the grid.
  

• Tip: Don't worry. Just add pebbles or marbles to the bottom of your vase or simply float the head of a broken flower in a clear bowl for a charming display.
  

• Tip: To avoid "spill over" when watering your flowers, use a kitchen bulb-type baster to reach into narrow vases and full arrangements.

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